I’ve been aiming for the Samsung galaxy Spica for the past few months. The moment it came out I knew it was the only android phone I could totally afford.

So I came up with a few reasons on why I deserve this android phone.

1. Because it’s the only way I can actually own an android phone without having to sell my soul.

2.Because it’s like the most awesomest phone ever! (and I’m sacrificing my grammar for this post.)

3.Because with the phone I can do extra research work for school

4.Because with the phone I can personally show the world the awesomeness of Google Android OS.

5.Because with the phone I can finally replace my Ancient Palm T|X.

6.Because with the phone I can finally communicate with people properly.

7.Because with the phone I can join the Nyoks in their happy email sessions.

8.Because with the phone I can finally visit www.jehzlau-concepts.com on mobile and comment any time.

9.Because with the phone I can keep in touch with my family more often (especially my younger bro in Manila who uses Globe)

10.Because with the phone I can probably do something for the betterment of mankind.

but please read on for the bestest reason ever:

BECAUSE JEHZEEL “THEODORE” (Don’t ask if real name or not) LAURENTE IS LIKE THE MOST AWESOMEST GUY IN THE PLANET! (This reason alone suffices)

You wanna know this guy? Check out this AWESOME VIDEO which only I have the original copied version (ironic right?)

Tito Jeh Jeh on Qtube! from Vanjohnn Tiu on Vimeo.

And of course, an AWESOME poem for the AWESOME GUY:

The Awesome Jehzlau

There is an awesome guy who’s real
And his first real name is Jehzeel
Do you know him? Well I do
We all do like him, you will too!

His heart is soft as the clouds up high
His cheerful laughter can make you sigh
No ounce of cruelty is in him
even if anger is filled to the brim

He’s ready to help a noob in need
All hungry bloggers, he will feed
Need some advice or a thing or two?
there’s nothing that Jehzlau can’t do

His site is clad in stickman blue
Like his royal blood with the same hue
He ranks number 1 in the search engine
his blog is the best, it’s for-the-win!

So be I winner of his online promotion
be I the loser of this online competition
I am true to all words and not just some
Jehzeel Laurente is the most AWESOME!

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