I am NOT a ramp model. I don’t do pageants (unless it’s a last year of school thing to do) and I most especially do NOT join contests involving vanity or obsession over one’s physical appearance.
What you see on these photos, I can explain them. Really, I can…
Okay, I give up, I can’t explain them!
Let me tell you a story. Since I can’t remember exactly what names we were using that time, lemme use the names Mr. Diva, Mr. Shy-guy and Mr. Depp.
Once upon a time in the far isolated areas of Tibolo Village, there was a pageant held exclusively for three people who absolutely had no idea what they were doing.
So the three candidates were competing for the most coveted title of the year: Mr. Viewdeck 2011. This was indeed the most interesting set of candidates this year. Let’s get to know all three characters.
Mr. Depp is a nice young man who enjoys spending his time helping the poor, doing what he can for society and making sure the environment gets all the cleaning it needs. He’s a humble person who is always concerned about the welfare of others. His dream is to achieve world peace and end the poverty bestowed upon the human race.
Mr. Diva on the other hand has but one concern. Himself, himself and himself. Every day he wakes up to a giant mirror in front of him so he can appreciate his masculine beauty supposedly radiating from his face. His main goal in life is to achieve the title of Mr. Viewdeck 2011 and see the depressed look on the losing team’s face.
Mr. Shy-guy is, well, shy.
Just to make the long story short, Mr. shy-guy and Mr. Depp won.
NOTE: THERE WAS NO VIDEO OF THIS EVENT WHATSOEVER… so yeah, don’t look for one… you won’t find one. your search is futile. The end.
One thing is for sure, I don’t think I’ll ever do anything like that ever again. 0__0…. at least I hope I won’t.
DFAT Batch 2011, you rock!